Okay. So unless you've been living under a rock for the last few weeks there is this song called "Friday" by Rebecca Black that's been taking the Internet by storm. I highly suggest listening to it as I explain yesterday's shortcomings because no matter how much I epically failed at my diet yesterday, it's still no match for the epic fail that is this music video.
Exercise: None...No, wait! I did clean up the house pretty thoroughly so at least I wasn't just sitting around studying. That counts right? Right?
Calories Consumed: 1731. Yikes. That's considerably higher than 1200. To be fair, a lot of those were from edamame, artichokes, and low-fat turkey burger patties. But to also be honest, a lot of them were from the most delicious sauvignon blanc I've had in a really long time.
Weight: 125.0!!!!!!!!!
Yet again! We learn that cheating has its moments of triumph. This weight-loss machine is currently running on the fumes of dehydration, but I don't care! (Until tomorrow anyway!)
So I am just going to go ahead and pretend that this is completely legitimate and brag about it.
-13.0 since beginning the blog; -15.0 since the Oscars; -0.4 since yesterday
Remember back in the beginning of the blog when I said that I had lost a couple sticks of butter? I enjoyed that visualization because it made me feel like I was really doing something! Well, try this on for size. 15 pounds is the equivalent of the largest size bag of cat food that they sell at my local Petco.
That's a lot of kibble.
But today is Saturday and the Shred awaits so I must go! Wish me luck!
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